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Selfie Stick all up in Yo Face

So far, February has seen me venture out to read another story for Liars’ League – this time for their ‘Clean and Dirty’ Valentine’s special.

Here I am, mid read, in my flatmate’s fluffy leopard print dressing gown:

The story was entitled ‘Selfie Stick’ – a saucy little number, penned by Michael Clarke, which you can listen to below:

Sexual perversity in Stoke Newington… When our narrator gets bored in bed, her Swedophile hipster boyfriend suggests filming an amateur porno – in IKEA… and that ain’t the half of it!

A podcast of all the ‘Clean and Dirty’ stories can be found right here and the mp3 and text of ‘Selfie Stick’ can be found here. PHWOARRRR.

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The MissLLaneEous EP

I’ve finally smooshed some of my songs together and released my first EP!

It’s available on Bandcamp TODAY:

If you like your songs, silly, catchy and upbeat, then this one’s for you 🙂

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Bye bye 2015 and hello there 2016

It’s a new year and things are a brewin’.

More on that soon…

2015 was rounded off by a second outing of my new Lois of the Lane ‘Shake’ act at Properganda in Stoke Newington (which now happily involves a steak dog toy):

and another reading for Liars’ League for their Christmas event ‘Kith and Kin’:


Mp3 and text of the story, ‘Maryam’s Prayer’, by Abigail Lee, can be found here, a podcast of all the stories from the night can be found here and video footage of me in action – RIGHT HERE:

Seduced by an angel (or was he?) poor Maryam must risk the consequences and face the future with her new husband and unborn child…
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Spooky Lies

October’s seen more story reading action from me for Liars’ League – this time, with tales of a spooky persuasion, as we lurch expectantly towards Halloween…

On the 13th, at their Signs and Omens event at the Phoenix, I read The Magic Slate by Pat Black and on the 16th, at the Brick Brewery in Peckham, as part of Lit Crawl, I read Coin Karma by Kate Franklin.

Here I am, mid Magic Slate:


Text, videos and mp3s of The Magic Slate, and all the other Signs and Omens stories, here,

Podcast of The Magic Slate and 2 other Signs and Omens stories here,

and videos of both The Magic Slate and Coin Karma, below:

When Terri buys a cheap toy at the corner shop to keep her son Ben quiet, what he draws on it will come back to haunt them both …

 

Sandra collects face-up coins and flips those that are face-down, for the next passerby to find. A reversal of bad fortune for good, a blessing from the Universe. Only, is she meddling in things she shouldn’t?

 

Enjoy, if you dare…