Selfie Stick all up in Yo Face

So far, February has seen me venture out to read another story for Liars’ League – this time for their ‘Clean and Dirty’ Valentine’s special.

Here I am, mid read, in my flatmate’s fluffy leopard print dressing gown:

The story was entitled ‘Selfie Stick’ – a saucy little number, penned by Michael Clarke, which you can listen to below:

Sexual perversity in Stoke Newington… When our narrator gets bored in bed, her Swedophile hipster boyfriend suggests filming an amateur porno – in IKEA… and that ain’t the half of it!

A podcast of all the ‘Clean and Dirty’ stories can be found right here and the mp3 and text of ‘Selfie Stick’ can be found here. PHWOARRRR.